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📈 WHO HAS BEEN THE MOST IMPROVED FROM LAST SEASON?
📉 🎷 WHICH PEOPLE ARE STARTING TO HEAR THE SAXOPHONES GETTING LOUD!
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SPEAKER_04Okay, I'm about to jump. You time how fast it how long I was in the air for. Okay, I'm jumping, and then he waits for like two minutes and goes, Okay, I just landed. Three seconds.
SPEAKER_03The best one was when he got someone replied uh like someone that had a bad order from uh oh yeah yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, do not give him money or offer him refund.
SPEAKER_03So what'd you what did you do?
SPEAKER_04I didn't I didn't know what he's doing. No money, no money was offered and no refund, and it's also a absolutely 100% sure you didn't offer any yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, absolutely 100%. Have you seen the one where it's like can you name a hundred a number between one and a hundred that has the letter P in it or something? A or something, yeah. That doesn't have an A. No, no, he said like that has a P. And I don't think there's any number that has a Yeah, and he's like, uh the number 50 has a P right in the middle. And he's like, okay, spell it. And he's like, F-I-F-T-Y. Oh, you I see you got me there, but don't worry, the number 26 definitely has a P.
SPEAKER_01No, that's exactly what it's me. I ran in Body.
SPEAKER_03How can you that's so crazy.
SPEAKER_01And then I kept correcting it. What's the question I asked? I put him's message straight away. I see Villa and I see Tottenham turn around under Post the Cogloot. Did you put the year though? And then I said I'm like from this season. Okay. Uh Villa Tony. Friends, you know that you know Jaden when she got you. I'm like, you don't know that. Oh, yeah.
SPEAKER_04The whole time I thought it was a girl.
SPEAKER_01What's going on?
SPEAKER_04His name is spelled J A I D Y N. That's a girl's name. So the whole time I thought it was a girl, I was messaging from J D. So if my messages I've gone like, oh like like if you if you don't know like Ronaldinho, blah blah blah, this, this, blah, and the whole time it's a guy, like a fucking Turkish Greek guy who knows, obviously knows about football. Oh my techies as well. Oh, really? He's like you.
unknownYeah, fucking.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I thought it was a girl. Uh let's go straight into it. I'm thinking like 45 minutes. Oh my god. Yeah, I can't do it. You know, last week I went to edit the episode, edited. I was starting to edit, and it wasn't working the night I did it. So I was like, all right, the next morning I'll do it. Then that was on I was gonna have the episode. What day would we record? Wednesday night, Thursday. That was I went home on my breaks, edited, it wasn't working. I was like, all right, cool, I'll do it on Friday. Then by the time I'm it's Friday, I'm like, it's been a whole week almost, and the games have already been played, and we only spoke about City Win, the game and Chelsea game, and by that time Rossinia had been fired. Alright, yeah. This episode is fucking gonna be pathetic. Uh good morning, good afternoon, good night. Let him shoot his back. We took a week off last week because of technical difficulties. We didn't actually take a week off though. We didn't. We recorded an episode. We could put it out, but it became irrelevant by the time we were about to release it. Someone felt the heat that yeah. We fought there was a lot of fighting. Yeah, if you want us to release it, we can release it. There was a lot of stress. Oh, we can release it as an audio only. Yeah, maybe.
SPEAKER_01That's all it was last week. That was a crazy effect.
SPEAKER_03You know, if this video gets to 50 comments, 50 comments saying we want that video, then yeah, we'll post it. It was crazy. To my very left.
SPEAKER_04Uh blame Samuel, sometimes blame football. And I'm back again. You know, last week doesn't count for my streak because I was here. So the marathon continues tomorrow. Allegedly, yeah.
SPEAKER_01Well, I was back last week. So I'm not gonna say I'm back again. It's kind of just another day. Um waiting for my money from Samuel and Tom.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we're on tide points right now. Don't lose. And then we verse you next. And then we vote you next.
SPEAKER_01When's your game? Tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning. Brentford. Yeah, we have Brentford away on home. I don't know, but I don't think we're winning. I just have this funny feeling that we're losing this game. Sounds good to me.
SPEAKER_04So why are you waiting for that money? Why are you waiting for that money?
SPEAKER_01You've been playing poorly. It's fine, bro.
SPEAKER_03It doesn't matter. To his right, PvB in 4K. Uh world's greatest interviewer. Did an interview with Jerry and files corrupted, apparently. So yeah.
SPEAKER_04I thought he was gonna say I got a new job.
SPEAKER_03Did you get a new job? No, no yet. Oh, okay. Pending. Yeah. Pending still.
SPEAKER_04Pending. Uh, if you're audio listeners, if you're listening on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, five stars, please. Five stars, comment, follow, whatever you need to do if it's on YouTube. Right now's the time. Like, hype the video. Hype, hype, hype, hype, like, like, like, like.
SPEAKER_03What country do you reckon has the highest turnover of jobs? Personally, I think Australia. I think we're we're very picky. You reckon? Yeah, as a whole, like people just quit. Bit of feelings hurt then.
SPEAKER_04That's because that's the highest turnover to population ratio, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, definitely.
SPEAKER_03Not like, yeah. Because I feel like yeah, people here are boss. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've done that a couple times.
SPEAKER_04Or just like chasing dreams.
SPEAKER_03Not enough working from home days and they needed three they needed two, they got one. True.
SPEAKER_04It's probably Australia.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Or you promised me, you know, two by the three month period.
SPEAKER_04And like there's so many your work special. You can get so much money from the government in Australia. Facts. That people probably be like, ah, I'll quit. I can just get five job seeker payment.
SPEAKER_03They say we're like hard yakka, but we fucking run away from the grind.
SPEAKER_04Certain people fucking stick to the grind.
SPEAKER_03Facts. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Certain people do, but 55 years concreteer. All them guys.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, hey, props to them. Them guys. Yeah, they don't run from the ground. They don't fucking run nowhere. Fucking hell. They're staying in there. Committed. I'm talking about the ones in public service. Yeah, yeah. Fucking hell. They run away. We need to do a public service episode. Yeah. Oh, would we do that? We get someone. We need a uh where you turn the light off them when we just get someone, a whistleblower. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Come on in.
SPEAKER_04The episode will probably take so long because we'd need five coffee breaks.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, bad.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03But they do pump a lot into the economy. Them fuckers. Oh that's shit. Yeah. If you work public, give me a job, please. You're hot, please.
SPEAKER_04You're hot, please. Shit, man.
unknownCool.
SPEAKER_04You're gonna tell them what we're doing. Guys, today we're doing we're doing a very very opinion-based episode. Great. Because there's no facts in the world. I love how you said that. Yeah, it can't be a fact.
SPEAKER_01Fact.
SPEAKER_04Should we start with the saxophones or should we start with most improved? Most improved, okay.
SPEAKER_03The most important one.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Most improved, guys. Everyone's put together a list. We're gonna go around one by one.
SPEAKER_01I don't know if there's an order.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, we'll go around one by one. Talk about who's been our most improved 2025-2026. This could be a player, this could be a club, this could be a coach, this could be a fan, this could be a person, this could be a pundit, this could be anything. And to start, I'm gonna start with the most reliable person here. Samuel. Oh, thanks. Um, if one of yours gets said, just speak on it. Just say it. I guess in the same row. Should I start with the most boring ones? Should I start with the most boring ones first or start with the bang? What do you guys think? Whatever.
SPEAKER_03We want to draw attention first.
SPEAKER_04Nah, I'm not gonna. I'm gonna start with the boring one. I'm going with the big Brazilian up front for Brentford. Yeah. And Mr. Igor Tiago's. Did you do only Prem? Yeah. Oh, okay. I did World. I did World or so. Oh, okay. Well, that doesn't matter. I thought it was Prem only, but that doesn't matter. Mr. Igor Tiago scored 20 plus goals, the first Brazilian to do so, the highest Brazilian goalscorer ever in a single season in Premier League history. With the World Cup coming up right now, he's given himself a big shout to be in contention. And I just you know what it is? I think that actually it's a it's this was a different answer, but I'm just gonna combine them into two. I had Brentford as a different answer. Okay. Because these guys should, we all sat here and except for me, sat here and said that they will be relegated this year. Yeah. Except for me, so except for me. Yeah, their coach was their old set piece coach. We all talked about that and we've seen how much set pieces have paid uh played a big role with them throw-ins.
SPEAKER_03I didn't I didn't have them. Uh I think everyone did except I had two two of the teams that came up and them. And then I had nah I had someone else, but uh but yeah, anyway. You had Spurs, didn't you, bud? Nah, I wish fucking I don't know.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, uh a lot of people said that Brentford were gonna get relegated and they're now ninth. They have the potential to go even higher. Jump Chelsea today, I think. Yeah. Yeah. If they beat United. Incredible. Yeah. So those are those are that's my answer. You've got Tiago and Brentford. You got Tiago. Well, Brentford finished 10th last year, so for your sake, I hope they finished higher than 10th. Why? They lost to be most they lost Wissa and they lost Embuemu, and they lost their coach, and they lost their captain. Yeah, but they have to improve. Yeah, but they're most improved from I'm saying from the start of the season. Yeah, from what we had them, yeah, from what where they were expected to be. It's 25-26 season, not 25. I mean, I've kind of answered the wrong question. This is biggest overachievers. Yeah, yeah. But that's what I'm saying. Most improved is like who was shit last year, uh, or is just way better than they were.
SPEAKER_03I thought this was like no rules, like you can just shit. Yeah, obviously there's no rules. Ego Tiago, there you go.
SPEAKER_04You scored zero goals last year. Rate that I'll rate that. Yeah, just here jumped into the 20s.
SPEAKER_01Who should I start with though? Actually, I'm gonna start with this guy, Dominic Calvert Lewin. And I'm literally just saying this because I watched the game yesterday. DCL. Yeah, I can't lie. That guy is cold, bro. What was that season when he first came out? Um I didn't know you did that.
SPEAKER_04Um he kind of did. It makes sense. Everton, yeah?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, it was Everton. Tim Davies. Tom Davies. Early. Yeah. I haven't seen him since then.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he hasn't been gonna.
SPEAKER_01And then this season I was like, damn. And I saw the game yesterday as well. And then I don't think you guys should have won that game yesterday. That's whatsoever. It's okay, bro. Yeah, but Dominic Calvin. Definitely watching it putting it up there. You watching upside down. He had a streak up there. Big streak.
SPEAKER_04He had a streak of like six or six in six or seven in seven this season as well, at one point. That guy's doing it. I think everyone, him going to Leeds really, everyone thought that was like him, his career. End of his career. Yeah, and they thought he'd go down probably. He has to be like 29. Good, but he's got 11 goals this season.
SPEAKER_03He might he might take the award for in the world. This is I'm talking world football. Yeah. Most missed chances, and like he slides after. Like he's almost almost gotten to the end of a cross award.
SPEAKER_04He also has pros. This guy misses so many. The best leap in the world.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but how are you missing him, bro?
SPEAKER_04Oh, I can go next, or bud, you want to go next? No, you go next. Alright. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03My first son for most most most. I'll call this most most. Improved. Yeah. So this one guy that's as he's aged, it wasn't that he got better, or he wasn't good young, okay, and then he got better. He didn't have a middle peak. Okay. He's just good now, like as of right now. So you've got to take it as it is right now. That's Danny Wellbeck. For someone, I went to go look at his stats, they're all over the place. Like, he had a couple good seasons where they'd call him good seasons, six goals. This is his highest goals for in the league season.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. But there's no trend of like if people scientists had. He did alright. Same as this year. This year he's got more. He's he's he's in the top five. A couple more goals, and he's he's he's top three. Yeah. So if scientists were to look at his stats or try to find a trend, they'd find nothing.
SPEAKER_04No trend.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, there's no trend at all. So, and for him, he doesn't need an explanation. Off to you, Jeremy. He's in prayer.
SPEAKER_04Highest goal scoring English player in England in the Prem. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03If if fucking scientists can't explain it, why the fuck do you think I can? Yeah, facts. I'm no better.
SPEAKER_04Facts. Uh number five for me. It's somebody that was as you would say before this season he would have been one of the players that you would have just got rid of. You would have just terminated his contract. This season is definition of a remontada season. Remontada. And it's his last season at the club. Casemiro. Yeah. He's on my list as well. Yeah, cabal. He's on my list. I'm doing world. You're doing Ramoni. Oh, fair enough. No lie, Casemiro was my number two. Casemiro this season makes United fans want to give they want him to sign a one year.
SPEAKER_01I can't lie to you. Last season under Amran, when I was looking at this guy, this guy needs to get thrown in the bin. The season ended. I was so confident he was gone to Saudi or the MLS or retiring. Yeah. And I'll say even at the beginning of this season, it wasn't a straight Roman Tada. Like he was still kind of leaning into it.
SPEAKER_04Isn't your top three best players this season?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, 100%. Yeah. And then I don't know what happened after January. Maybe it was just Ruben Amran being gone, but this guy just turned into just a crazy version of Kessa.
SPEAKER_04He took it personal. I think he took everyone saying that he's finished. He said, I won the I won the championship, I don't know, four or five times. Yeah. I'm not a scrub. I'm not a bum. He took it personal. He said the rest of this season I'm going to save United. And the way that Bruno is working to save United, he's working to save United. And going into the World Cup as well. Now I'm rejuvenated. Does Casemiro start? He got it.
SPEAKER_03Because from set pieces, him and Gabriel.
SPEAKER_04Facts. That's what I'm saying, bro. What other team's gonna say?
SPEAKER_03If I see any flick-on goal, someone told me he scored it. It says Cassie right there. Oh, he got the header. Oh, he had the header assist. Who's the midfield three? I think for Brazil. Bruno G. Casemiro. That's fucking boring. Not gonna lie. Maybe Joel Linton.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god. He can't, yeah. Powerhouse though. He can't play against Spain. Play that midfield against Spain. Jal Gomez. Um world remote. Let's go. Next one. Who's got it? Who wants to go next? Yeah, I'll go with uh I'll go with a bang, and I'll say it because you're one from two at the moment, shooting 50%. Nah, what do you mean one from two? You said Brentford as well. Yeah, but they count it all together as one. Okay. Um this one is is I'm going close to home. And I'm gonna say the only Liverpool player that I can say has improved this season upon their season last year, and he's he's put himself in a category for one of the best midfielders in the league, and his performances this year have put him up there with one of the best midfielders in the league's performances, and that's Dominic Sabozla. And for me personally, at the end of last season, I would have said that he would have been the only person in our lineup, except for Roberts, that would be like I'd be okay with replacing. And he's gone and shown that now. You've got about eight players that you can replace. Now we have a lot more, and he's and he's not one of those. He's gone come in and showing that for me. I want him to be our future captain, I want him to be a big part of the team. I think that he has mentality, ability, and very much needed. Fuck way. He's tailed off a bit. I don't I don't agree. Yes, that's what I was gonna say since like February.
SPEAKER_03I'd say good players are slowly starting to come back.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, and I wouldn't say that as well.
SPEAKER_03I would say that. Okay. I'm gonna agree. Konate is back now.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, fair enough. I think he's improved.
SPEAKER_03Salah scored a couple now. He's injured. Isaac scored. Yeah, I didn't see Sabuz Like. So I'm saying McAllister two assists. I didn't hear nothing about Subuzlight this last game. I'm just saying when good players work up. I don't hear Sabuzzle no more. I don't hear about his K's or anything. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Shout out. I'm just saying. You really want a guy like that as a captain? He's got his problem.
SPEAKER_04I would love to have him.
SPEAKER_03And he can't rattle, like he doesn't know how to like the dark arts of like rattling plays. He doesn't have that.
SPEAKER_04He got mentality. He didn't.
SPEAKER_03On Instagram. Yeah, he did. Oda won that.
SPEAKER_04Never.
SPEAKER_03Ada literally won that.
SPEAKER_04Can't be.
SPEAKER_03Well they did. They're qualified with Hungary. They're not even in the World Cup.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but Hungary are way worse, worse nation. So then then when you play, you just best shut your mouth. You can't talk to guys like that. That's a real that's a real person. Somebody who can talk.
SPEAKER_03And he's not even there. Why are we even talking? Somebody who can talk. Don't talk.
SPEAKER_04Somebody who can talk, knowing that their team is shit and they still they still can talk. That's a that's a person with bullshit. He's talking about his team, his team with Liverpool.
SPEAKER_03Do you think you hold any credit? No, you don't have fucking credit at all.
SPEAKER_04But show us who Samuel should have gone. Easy.
SPEAKER_03Since mine is universal, not two people on my list are the exact same from anywhere.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_03Race, country, well, age, nothing.
SPEAKER_04You've got five different races in here.
SPEAKER_03At number two, I've got Lampard promoting Coventry into the Premier League.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, that's most improved.
SPEAKER_03That's improved. Yeah. 25 years these guys haven't tasted the English Premier League. And the guy from Chelsea who was considered an iffy manager, like, no one knew where to sit on the fence with this guy. Like, he had a good season.
SPEAKER_04Where to sit on the fence.
SPEAKER_03Good expression. He had a good season with uh who did he nearly promote? Um Derby. They lost in the in the final. Yeah, they lost in the final playoffs. Yep. And everyone kind of discredited him. Yep. He had a good first season at Chelsea, promoted Reese James, Mason Mount, Trevor Chalabar. Yeah. Who else? Rejuvenated Rudig. Tomorrow. Rudigall was about to leave before he came.
SPEAKER_04He said where to sit on the fence. Yeah. Yeah. Sit on the fence in one spot and it meet you in the middle.
unknownWhat do you mean?
SPEAKER_04It's a bad thing. The fence is in flat.
SPEAKER_01It's bad. The fence is down on the ground. On one side of the fence and the other side of the fence. Oh my god, the fence is in the middle.
SPEAKER_03Hey, stop. I was on a run, man. Yeah. So now to bring a team that hasn't been in the prem and to do it convincingly. There was a little bit of down in the middle where they nearly got caught, but then he said, nah, fuck that, I'm gonna dust them out. But it'll be interesting to see how it goes.
SPEAKER_04Part of the fact that he's the most improved is he second stint at Chelsea, very bad. Yeah, horrid. Horrid stint, very bad. It was yeah, horrid.
SPEAKER_03I think he went wrong timing both. Now you see he had the prep of the whole season. Wonderful manager.
SPEAKER_04So if he stays if he stays, if he doesn't stay, his first stint at Chelsea was great.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Coventry manager said, look, we were blessed to have him. If he wants to leave, that's fine. He did his job.
SPEAKER_04Coventry also had the 13th or 14th highest spent wage budget in the in the championship.
SPEAKER_03You've got to spend money, make money, baby. No, I'm saying. So he didn't even spend very much money. Yeah, that's good. You've got to save money to spend money, baby.
SPEAKER_04Uh next for me is a player who last season he had a good season, but didn't have the best of seasons. He was good, solid, but maybe his numbers and and consistency didn't represent the type of player he was. Yeah. His club kicked him out. He's gone to a new club where he's Sean. Sean, Sean. Didn't have the best. Now, potentially this season, he's in the conversation for best left winger in the world, Luis Diaz. Yeah. To say he didn't have the best is uh definitely an understatement. I think you're understating how good he was last year. I'm not understating. I think he was good last year, but I don't think he was anywhere near the level he's playing at this season, and I think that wasn't his best Liverpool season.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's what I was saying. If you've got all his Liverpool seasons, last year's probably his worst.
SPEAKER_04No, I think last year was his best. No. No way no season he joined. I think the first season by season. No, first eight season was brilliant. I I think that he's way better this year. From a Liverpool perspective, his season last year was he's definitely his most influential for us, and I think his best. But the level that he's 26 goals, 20 assists this season. Yeah, it's it's another improvement. A lot of people would say that. Why are you ducking the water? No, no, of course it's incredible improvement. I would love to. I didn't know this would we'll do in all all leagues. I would love to have him on the list.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm gonna do that now. I'm freestyling.
SPEAKER_04He's gonna go head to head with the other left winger, potentially Cavara.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, Cavara.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, UCL. They already knocked out Vinny.
SPEAKER_03We already dusted one winger.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he dusted one.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. And you know what, you know what they say?
SPEAKER_04Rafinha hasn't had the best of years.
SPEAKER_03Fuck no. You give I reckon Luis Diaz went to Biden when he had the meeting. He said, You give me family security. Exactly. I'll knock out the two top wingers in my whole family.
SPEAKER_04The type of confidence you play with knowing your your family's.
SPEAKER_03The dad's home safe. It should be a different type of confidence. Look at Konate. He's been robbed so many times that he's screamed.
SPEAKER_04Oh, I thought you were gonna say not good. Not good. I thought you were gonna go somewhere. Yeah, not good. Not good. Cut that out. Yeah, yeah. What do you mean cut that out? I just thought he was a he was just talking about Luis Diaz's dad. And then goes to Kanate. Look at this. You've got to sit quiet, mate. Keep this in. Kidding. Fez I want you to know. That's really bad.
SPEAKER_03I want you to know who's thinking this stuff and who's saying it. You're alluding to it. It's not we're not putting it past you, mate. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You were alluding to it.
SPEAKER_03At the end of the day, whose mouth did it come out of? Pause.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, Louis Diaz for me, incredible season. He's up there for his eyes a bit too close. For whatever it's okay. Yeah. Yeah, not the best to look at, but when you have the security of a of a of a loved one when your parents are safe and your loved ones are safe, which Liverpool obviously couldn't offer at the time. Nah. But he's gone to Germany and Did you did you see what they changed his locker room into?
SPEAKER_03Recycling bin. See?
SPEAKER_04No, they didn't. Check check Kunate's story. I've seen it. They just put a sticker of him saying recycled on the wall.
SPEAKER_03Wow. It said recycled. Did it not? Disrespectful. Am I lying?
SPEAKER_04The sticker of him, no, it didn't.
SPEAKER_03It said recycled.
SPEAKER_04No, it didn't.
SPEAKER_03Yes, it did.
SPEAKER_04They recycle it's on a recycling bin. Oh, so they're calling recycling. But there's a sticker of him on the wall.
SPEAKER_03So we we what is it? Is he recycled or is he what? Is he good or is he? They love him.
SPEAKER_01Alright. This player last season. Just disappointing. Disappointing how he left. My favourite player. My favourite player of all time. I don't care what anyone says. He didn't have a very good season last season. But now in the beginning of this season, he took this role of super sub and he talked that on very well. And now that Mr. Ruffini is injured and he's starting. And Yamal is injured. This guy is having a season. Ripping that up in the Champions League again.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_01They're knocked out, but yeah. Yeah, but he was ripping up in the Champions League again. Marcus Rashford. And miss big chances in both games. Marcus Rashford. Yeah. He's improved. Absolutely. That's definitely an improvement. My go. I just pray that this guy comes in. Your favourite player of all.
SPEAKER_03It makes sense. Is there a level? Messi was doing this, but Ronaldo already did that.
SPEAKER_04But alright, bro.
SPEAKER_03Rashford did.
SPEAKER_04Is there a level of a player? My favorite Rashford of all time.
SPEAKER_03You gotta leave him, bro. He he didn't know who Tom Davies was when we cut the camera. Rashford debuted before Tom Davies. No, that's worse. Saka can't be your favourite player of all time.
SPEAKER_04You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. It can't be.
SPEAKER_01Marcus Rashford is my favorite. What pleasure did he give you to get there? Because he's actually a what's the word I'm looking for here? What's the word I'm looking for here? If you don't know stealth, he's a dangerous winger. Not like these little twisting wingers that you guys have where sucker's gonna go turn in, blah blah blah, boring.
SPEAKER_04Like what do you mean you guys have it? What do you mean? You can have your favourite player can be anyone in the world. You don't have to just play for your team.
SPEAKER_01I remember when Sharky when Sharky went to the Galacticos podcast and they were doing um a star sub cell star sub cell, and they said Rashford, Saka, and who else was it? And then he made a point where he's like, if I'm a fullback and I see one of these three wingers charging at me, the person I'm gonna worry about the most is Rashford.
SPEAKER_04A fullback would rather play against Rashford than Saka for 90 minutes, I'm telling you. I don't know. I don't know about that, but that's what he's trying to do.
SPEAKER_03He's trying to swing the penendulum into the Russian.
SPEAKER_01Everyone can have their opinions fair enough, but in regards to the most improved player this season, Rashford isn't that list.
SPEAKER_04My thing is, no, my thing is it is last season.
SPEAKER_03Okay, that's why I can't attack him.
SPEAKER_04How much is the improvement down to him just going to one of the best teams in the world from being at one of the worst teams in the Premier League? That's where the improvement is. He wasn't bad.
SPEAKER_01He was good bad. So what's it let me get this straight? Let me get this straight. Two shit teams that he went to United, Villa.
SPEAKER_04Not shit.
SPEAKER_01Um compared to Barcelona, didn't do well all of them. He didn't know that he's going to he's going to a team. He was gonna go. I believe, I believe, this guy has probably no space in that team looking at the beginning of that season. You have Rafinha on the left, you have Yamal on the right. Yeah, like where is Rashford gonna fit? Yeah, and then he's doing what he's doing now, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, but he's on the bench. He only plays if the players are not. You just said it.
SPEAKER_01Starting now that you literally said now that Rafinha's in. What did Rashford do last season? What is the question again? Please remind Jeremy. You're absolutely right. Okay, but why would he start? You mean 12 goals in all competitions, yes. And we're yelling about most improved for seven months of their season.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, is that because most improved you just went to a text you just went to a team that plays the most attacking football in the world?
SPEAKER_01You guys got okay, you haven't licked it. Ferrantor scored like 20 goals last year.
SPEAKER_04None of you guys can say that he's not improved from last season. Okay, well, in that same position last year, Ferran Torres scored 20 goals.
SPEAKER_01He's not improved from last season. He's definitely improved.
SPEAKER_04He improved, but we're doing most improved.
SPEAKER_01What do you mean? Thank you very much. What was the question I said?
SPEAKER_03What do you mean? Next, next, next.
SPEAKER_04This episode, we're not we're not we're not stalling.
SPEAKER_03I'm just saying he can't start by saying now that these guys are injured, he could thrive, and then be like, oh, his excuse was he was on the bench.
SPEAKER_0413 goals, 13 assists, 45 games.
SPEAKER_01Should I start starting last month?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, a goal or assist every other.
SPEAKER_03Maybe one right back who he played up against, other than Carver Hall in that league. Yeah, lever, lever, lever, lever, leverage. Who's got who's got another one?
SPEAKER_04I'll go with one, a player that I thought was dead in the water. From the day that they signed him, I thought he was dead in the water, but now he's proving to be one of the best centre backs in the Premier League, and I've gone with Kusanov. Wow. That's a fucking crap. Because he got that one, don't you? Because he was he was horror. When he signed, he was horror. I'll just use my backup now, but everyone thought all he has is recovery pace. But now him and Gwehi are forming a fucking mega partnership, and he is one of the biggest. I reckon of the pie chart that's like City's title resurgence, yeah, he's got at least 30% of it.
SPEAKER_03And I remember the first game against Chelsea, we said, yeah, this guy. Yeah, he's finished after he got dragged the halftime wheeler. Yeah, when I thought it might take two years. What are the signing commitments? Hey, are we forgetting someone at City? That other Brazilian centre back they bought.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, Victoria's fucking fucking Victoria's still alone.
SPEAKER_03No, he came back.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, back out. Yeah, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03I thought that was gonna be another that Christinov, unbelievable.
SPEAKER_04I'll go on from Samuels because I have Pep Guardiola as most improved, as my I didn't have to in my list as well. Because last season, City at points were were disgustingly bad. They were laughable at they had lost they I think they lost nine in ten games last season. Yeah, yeah, I remember that during that period. Yeah, they didn't win a single um trophy aside from the community shield, I think they won. Probably. Um fans were chanting, you're getting lost the league, got knocked out of Champions League early to Madrid. Yeah, I think Madrid. Yeah, Mbappe didn't exist to Gueva. Liverpool lost the FA Cup. No, City lost the FA Cup, they lost the FA Cup Cup to Patlas. Yeah, they didn't win a trophy, and then this season they could do a domestic trouble, trouble and they did a rebuild mid-season. Guys, we're not gonna let that happen. But yeah, we'll they did a mid-season rebuild, mini rebuilding, and you have to give it to the manager. Yeah, because now they're in crunch time and they're purring. And he always does this. As Nagasa will say they're purring, and he always does this. Yeah, little spits. Rodery back. Did you see Guadiola last season when he had all the scratches on his face? And he said that was a whole lot of the water. Yeah, I remember harm myself. Look at him now.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he got his girl back.
SPEAKER_04He said, I want to harm myself.
SPEAKER_03You should have put most improvies girl. Yeah. Did he get a new one? No, she's back. Yeah, they didn't get a divorce.
SPEAKER_04Is that why he's good now? Or maybe that's it as well. Because he put he rebuilt Cherky, Gwehi, and his relationship. Cruz and his relationship. Yeah, a riley. If you can bring back a relationship from the dumps, it's fucking divorced.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04You deserve more.
SPEAKER_03You can you can probably do anything. Because he was in the dumps because he nearly punched that uh the guy that's taking photo. Yeah, that was like this.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he still did his too many fights going on, bro.
SPEAKER_01Have you seen the second division of La Liga? Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what crazy. That's a great segment.
SPEAKER_04The keeper getting sent off and he actually king hit all the player.
SPEAKER_03Boom. You mean Esteban? Yes.
SPEAKER_04That's his name.
SPEAKER_03Esteban Entrata. Most improved because to me, I feel it's not even most improved. My list is most most. I literally created my segment because of this, because I needed a way to fit him in pause. But for me, that shows that you know it shows the frustration of VAR. It shows the frustrations of league rules changes, shows the frustrations of Everton getting minus point seduction. That tells me this guy's had enough. He's every football fan team that's not first in any league right now. He said, Fuck this. The ref's gonna do that. I'm gonna go take it out on the player. But I know he was looking at the ref, he's like, you know them guys that punched. Yeah, he's like, you made me do this. Yeah, you're taking it out with this guy.
SPEAKER_00It was the last game of the season.
SPEAKER_01I'm already getting relegated.
SPEAKER_03Did you see his interview? His hands behind his back, he's like, he said like he's under arrest. Yeah, I accept all punishments. Um, and if you know the league tribunal wants to talk about it, I'm more than happy to review.
SPEAKER_04What do you think the punishment should be for actually hitting another player? Or do you think there should be like a hockey situation?
SPEAKER_03If he came to him face on, if he came from behind, yeah, I'm gonna be able to do that. Good. That's it. That's fair. But that's a dangerous position to be in. He had padded gloves and the guy had bare knuckles. So if one if we got one land one more, cut.
SPEAKER_04Or if he missed the first one.
SPEAKER_03And it's the last game of the season. He probably wanted an extended holo a little bit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Uh who's got another last most improved? We're gonna have to do the whole list. Oh, I got who's got a good one that they want to. I want to say one. Oh, I want to just say.
SPEAKER_01He said power before. Okay.
SPEAKER_03He didn't improve.
SPEAKER_01Uh that's wise. Yes, he did. The guy what? He recorded 11 goals last season with Bryden? All now?
SPEAKER_0314 in just the premise.
SPEAKER_012019?
SPEAKER_0320 something, all comps. But 14 in the premier.
SPEAKER_01Okay, keep going. You tell me that's not improved? Overall gameplay, he has improved. I can't lie. When I was watching that game against Leeds yesterday, that was one player that stood out and I'm like, what is he doing in this fucking garbage now?
SPEAKER_04You based your whole list of yesterday's game. Yeah. Pretty much. Maybe the two days before that was unconscious.
SPEAKER_03I mean, like 22 in all in all comps, 22. Yeah. In all comps, including Carbon Cup. No.
SPEAKER_0419 in all comps. No, 22. Nine got assists. 28 GA in all comps.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01I can't lie. Most improved had basic ones, but we'll get to the sex. He scored 22 gay goals.
SPEAKER_04That's the one you wanted to say, like you needed to put that in there.
SPEAKER_01You want to tell my list? My list was.
SPEAKER_04I don't know why he wanted to get that shit down. Can I put in the first one?
SPEAKER_01If we're doing silly ones, let me pull one in there. Simiro, Mateus Nunes, Doku. Mateus Nunes.
SPEAKER_04See, that would have been a great one. Why didn't you tag on when we were doing City?
SPEAKER_03If we're doing silly, if we're doing silly season, I can I'll be able to do that. No, no, I don't want you to do silly season. I want to do Goku. One of my most improved, this happened to me yesterday, so it's fresh.
SPEAKER_00Okay.
SPEAKER_03To me, I'm gonna put his name out first, and then probably the most famous two-syllable name I've ever heard in my life. Michael Jackson. MJ, sorry. True. Hear me out. Before yeah, before I so I went and watched the movie. Before this, I had a little bit of a sour experience with him. Not because I knew him or anything.
SPEAKER_04Just because what the fans You're one of the kids.
SPEAKER_03Never learned. Not one of the kids, but just what the media portrayed him out to me. Facts. After this, most improved.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Because perception, yeah.
SPEAKER_03The light that was shone on him, I didn't see that at the fucking start.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03No way. Now that I've seen this, I'm like, I'm not listening to no new news reporter talk shit about this guy. He was misunderstood.
SPEAKER_04Facts.
SPEAKER_03Michael Jackson is probably the most misunderstood person I've ever seen a movie about. He's come out and I'm like, rah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I wish I was there for him. Facts. Because his fucking dad wasn't. Fuck no.
SPEAKER_01That nigga.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03What's his name? Ray? No.
SPEAKER_04Joseph. Joseph. Sir Joseph. Ray. He's calling by his first name the whole movie.
SPEAKER_03Joseph wasn't fucking dead.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, he weren't there.
SPEAKER_03Belting the shit out of him. What the fuck?
SPEAKER_04After this episode, I'll tell you about what Joseph was doing. Yeah. Joseph was doing another thing. It's a way worse as well that they didn't show in the movie.
SPEAKER_03Michael Jackson most improved for me.
SPEAKER_04You know, you know what? I saw a TikTok about it, but it was like. Michael Jackson is a better. He said, Michael Jackson's a better nigga than me because imagine all I want to do is play Twister with my brothers, and I'm supporting these niggas on tour for the whole show, doing performing all my songs so they can get paid for the show. And they stay silent when he's doing, he's doing fucking, he's performing Billy Jean. Yeah. You're performing Billy Jean on at the concert and they're just doing this in the background. It's not even their song.
SPEAKER_03I saw one little he gave the one of his brothers Mike for 10 seconds. That's it.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and none of them, none of them uh they couldn't play Twister with him. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Fucking donated all that money to that to that burn clinic. Yeah, yeah, bad.
SPEAKER_04You know, he donated all the money from from that tour. From that whole tour as well.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, he's one of the best. I don't care what anyone tells you guys the movie though.
SPEAKER_04I have I have issues, but I like seeing I have mixed feelings. Yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03Such a soft spoken voice as well. Yeah, yeah. Never raised it. Yeah. Always saw the good in people. Joseph, you saw the good and fucking Joseph. Yeah. Fucking Joseph.
SPEAKER_04I would have uh Joseph got to go to the actually in my other list. Yeah for today. Joseph is our team of people. Even though I think he's already needs a sister.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04Did you hear about what he did? Needs a fucking team. But we'll explain Jermaine. Alright, cool. He needs a talking. That was our most improved.
SPEAKER_01Jermaine needs a talking soon.
SPEAKER_04That was our most improved people of 2026.
SPEAKER_03Can I add a wonderful mention a quick one? Okay. Shout out Claire Thompson. What do you mean?
SPEAKER_01Why? Why improved? He most improved. He got rid of it. He got his get back for Toy Lane, that's why. My boy.
SPEAKER_03No, he didn't actually do it. You didn't see the shit that came out today?
SPEAKER_04Allegedly, but she said that he did.
SPEAKER_03No, shit came out right now, like maybe on the way here. Oh really? I hope.
SPEAKER_04I saw straight away he went on live and said that she cheated on him with one of uh the players. No, one of the players on his team. Oh the mouths.
SPEAKER_03I heard she was still entertaining his ex.
SPEAKER_04No, but he said one of the players on his team, but I won't say which player. Lukaku. And now for our opposite list. We did synonyms, now we're doing antonyms. Who can? This guy's watching TikToks. Who can hear the saxophones getting louder? Who's hearing this right now? That's pretty much what we're doing. I got a bunch of anthem. Can I go first? I've got a lot of prem-centric. But I might start making some new shit.
SPEAKER_03I've got a lot for this.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, way more than most people.
SPEAKER_03Let me just start it off by saying this as a collector, this is a whole ecosystem. Spurs medical stuff. They can hear the saxophone. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Because their job's on the fucking line.
SPEAKER_03It's like four ACLs now. Kudus, we don't know. We didn't even get a return date for Kudus. They tried to make Shavi Simmons run after clearly he couldn't fucking run.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Romero, out.
SPEAKER_04Kulisevsky.
SPEAKER_03Out. Kulisevski. Kulisevsky. What do you mean, bro? Kulasevsky came back to training, by the way.
unknownDamn.
SPEAKER_03Kulaseki came back to training. Felt something. They they did another series. They're dead. Yeah. Madison. Didn't they test Shavi Simmons' knee by making him run?
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_03They made him run after clearly this guy was in pain.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Are you serious? Uh who else? Shavy Simmons, sorry, on that. Yeah. Has had maybe the worst year in life. In life. 100%. No, obviously not. There's way people, there's people suffering way more. Obviously.
SPEAKER_03At Tottenham's 20 man squad, probably.
SPEAKER_04Even just, yeah, as footballers who can be alive and healthy. And like not healthy.
SPEAKER_03Facts. You know who they need to fix this around? Bring in Brighton's medical team. Then we're just guys, yeah. I'll fix everything. Yeah. Just telling you.
SPEAKER_04That's a great one. I had I had suppose in mind. Me too. But I wanted to go on from maybe we'll do our unfootball related ones at the end. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Ah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so Samuel. Should I just start the should I just start the medley? Okay, cool. It's saxophone, yeah? Yeah. The people that are here in this fucking motherfucking saxophone right now, and it's getting louder every single day. Every single day that it gets closer to the end of this season, the people that are here in this saxophone. Sorry. The Arsenal fans. I know this exactly. The Arsenal players, the Arsenal managers, the Arsenal owners, and but just mainly Mr. Arteta. Yeah. Because Arteta has given every Arsenal fan the confidence to go into every podcast they go into, go into every conversation that they go into and saying we are gonna win this league. You know how much confidence you have to give people that have come second three times in a row for them to go into a show and say we are 100% winning the league. We are definitely winning the league.
SPEAKER_03I'm fire. Today I'm fire, Stu. Today I'm fire. I'm fire. And I'm looking at over here.
SPEAKER_04You guys don't think we're winning the league? No, sir.
SPEAKER_03He's still brainwashing. No, sir. Whether you win the league or not, he's still brainwashing.
SPEAKER_04No, no, they're not, they're not, they're not. And the saxophones are just gonna keep getting louder and louder and louder and louder. And there's no there's a reason. Mitch was here every single episode. You remember at the start of the season, Mitch was here on every single episode, without a doubt. Every single one, without fail. He doesn't come to them no more at all. Deny when he's in Melbourne, he doesn't come on the episodes no more. They're delusional now. Haven't seen MJ in I don't know how long. Yeah. Jeremy, he don't, he's not the same. MJ doesn't know this analysis. Guys, we're in the position now. The momentum swung back in our favour. It hasn't. You know what's crazy? It hasn't. He has a gold game, but you know what's crazy? Yeah, that's what I mean. And we're back in front. You know what's crazy?
SPEAKER_03Before City play again, we'll be playing again. Arteta somehow finds a way. When does the season start? August what?
SPEAKER_04Yeah, something like that. Let's say it's 13th. 13th.
SPEAKER_03Every single season for the last four seasons to make these guys believe again. I don't know how he does it.
SPEAKER_04He does it well.
SPEAKER_03He fucking does it well. He does it well because after the first, I would have been like, okay, I'll give this guy one more time.
SPEAKER_04Motivator.
SPEAKER_03But to keep coming back and these guys keep putting people in 11, most 11. Skilly, best left back. Fucking I'm hearing. I'm hearing Rice compared to Gerard. Yeah. Saka' world class. In the whole world.
SPEAKER_01The only reason why Olise is representing France is because he couldn't break into Saka's position in India.
SPEAKER_03See, see, what the hell is that, man? Maybe he didn't have faith. What the fuck is that?
SPEAKER_04Maybe he didn't have faith.
SPEAKER_03See what I mean?
SPEAKER_04Remember when these guys, remember we were having a conversation, I would never forget this. I said, Jeremy, would you swap Mbappe for Saka? He said no. He said 100% no.
SPEAKER_01Niggas said Martinelli plus money swap due for Mbappe, they said no. Imagine that.
SPEAKER_04Never, never. Oh days, man. The saxophone's getting loud. I know that's the perfect segue. I know that when you go to sleep at night, the saxophone's doing it. It's the perfect. No, no, no. My my weekend has it's it's brought the volume down of the saxophone. That city performance mixed with our performance and us getting the three points. That was our hardest fixture in the last run-in. So and I think we got over the line in that one. I think the sack the volume now it's decreased a bit. It's not getting louder. Well, it had to, because you won.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, but I'm saying exactly.
SPEAKER_04No, if we dropped points, even if you're not sure, well, you would have heard it go.
SPEAKER_03No, it would have been Max, you would have been in jail. But that's how it happens, though. But if you win, of course it's gonna turn down a little bit. Exactly. So it's not getting louder. So the saxophone is the question.
SPEAKER_04The saxophones are getting louder. Yeah. Yeah. But right now, the saxophone has just gotten quieter. On my point is you guys said, who we swap soccer for? Mbappe. The saxophones have to be going loud. They have to get louder. For killing Mbappe, Killy Killy, Vinny. This brother left. PSG, they won. They won't treble. Yeah. They won every trophy. They could go back to back. Yeah, trebles. Champions League, treble, everything. And they look happy. They look over the room. Their plays look over the route. Yeah. But where he's at, long. This could be the first time Madrid, well, it's gonna be the first time. Madrid go back to back years with zero trophies. Yeah. Wow. In in in Killy Killy's Madrid club under his watch. Under his watch. So maybe he should come to Arsenal. Because what's going on? Nah, what's going on at Madrid? We didn't want him there. Come on, bro. Tell me what's going on. I hear what you're saying. Killy Killy. I hear what you're saying with Mbappé's the saxophones getting loud because he went there for one reason and one reason only. Yeah. And two from two? Yeah. Yeah. Fail. And he's never getting that Ballon d'Or. Unless French win the World Cup this year, he is never getting that Ballon d'Or.
SPEAKER_03He pretty much helped. He does.
SPEAKER_04He's getting it.
SPEAKER_03You guys realize he helped Dembele win it. He said, let me bring Cavalry in. Who's getting back-to-back Ballon d'Or's in France? Dembele, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Dembele don't perform for France. So unless a matter he got Ballon d'or, Ballon is the first season. No, no, I'm not saying I'm saying that Mbappé gets in. Who else is there on France that you were just saying Ballon d'Or? Alise. If they win championship. If candidates is in that one team.
SPEAKER_01How are they starting? I'm actually so curious to see him. Who? Mbappe? France.
SPEAKER_03Well, obviously, he's just gonna be Mbappe in the rest of the Mbele, Mbappe.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Has to be.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
unknownThose are the three options.
SPEAKER_04But yeah, he I hear it. Killy Killy, the the saxophones are loud up. You know he's out for the rest of the season. He's he's he's terminated. He's got a little injury. He's doing it. But yeah. He's definitely resting for that World Cup. Shut down like that. He shut down. He shut down for the rest of the season. Hey, they've been getting ready for World Cup proper like NBA. And he's also watching Yamal take the league titles from him as well in twice. That's what I'm saying. Zero trophy. When he went to Madrid, Yamal was just a little kid. Yeah. Zero trophy. Since he's been there, Yamal's now going to take back to back player of the seasons in La Liga. Hey, Vinny can get it too as well. Yeah, he can get it. One of them has to go.
SPEAKER_03Did anyone have Vinny in their list?
SPEAKER_04Nah. One of them has to go. Fuck it. One of them has to go.
SPEAKER_03Sachs of laugh for this guy's.
SPEAKER_04You know what the thing is, at least Vinny, he can say that before when Bappe came here. I took my team to win. I took my team to win. Second in the Ballon d'Or, and we won League and Chuck. Champions League.
SPEAKER_03Probably should have won it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah. That's a good one. I like that. Thank you. Now has the right to be like, get this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were good with it.
SPEAKER_04I was good with I was good with Benzema.
SPEAKER_03And then I was good after Benzema left as well with killing him.
SPEAKER_04Two-man step. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Two-man step, and they had the best out of Rodrigo. Like they still had a uh uh influential Rodrigo. Yeah. Now they're gonna deal with this prick down the middle. Who don't even want to play down middle? He wants to go double up on the left and leave the space.
SPEAKER_01One time I saw it was a game that they were having. And you know when the two captains link up with the referee? Yeah. What's Mbappe doing there? No, literally it was two two of the captains standing next to each other, Mbpepe just there.
SPEAKER_04He's the dictator. Yeah, he's the dictator.
SPEAKER_01I was like, yeah, this brother. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Where could we go though? That's let's be honest. He ain't going anywhere. I can't like it. You can't go back busy. I'll close the door. Yeah, he ain't going anywhere.
SPEAKER_04He has to come. He has to go. City or city or that's it. You have to do a swap. Harlan and Mbappe swap.
SPEAKER_03Nah, Harlan would tell him, nah, bro, stay over there.
SPEAKER_04It's ever since Luis Enrique told him you have to work hard defensively. Ever since everyone saw that video, you like Michael Jordan? He was a fucking machine on defending. Ever since that happened, you've seen Dembele how he presses.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. We're gonna give him one more season. Mbappe could have had the easiest life before you have to find walk up and win.
SPEAKER_04And be the most top goalscorer ever in the world cup. Do you want me to tee you up for one? Yeah, go for it. Okay. Oh yeah, I can do that. The chumpers are getting fucking loud. Saxophones. I mean the saxophones are getting fucking loud. You can't call me out from Mr. Phil Foden. But you know what's fucked? I'm not even doing Phil Foden because I had another one on my list. His name's fucking Cole Palmer. Them saxophones are getting so loud for Cole Palmer because I know that he is watching manager to manager to manager to manager to manager to manager to manager. Him, him, him. All the managers are just flying past his eyes. Every single new manager that comes in, flying past his eyes. Cole Palmer has to be there. He's supposed to be Chelsea's best player. He's supposed to be your star. He's supposed to be the main guy. This is how Riley talks. He's supposed to be the main guy.
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And now he's watching himself put performances. It's like if Ronaldinho, when he was at AC Milan, he'd watch his highlights of him at Barca. Cole Palmer's only what, 23, 22? And he's watching his old highlights thinking, fuck, I wish I could be that good. He's watching Pochettino highlights. And think three out of the four seasons at Chelsea, no UCL. No UCL. What's going on? I need to leave. I'm meant to be the guy.
SPEAKER_03Fair enough, man.
SPEAKER_04Getting injuries after injuries after injuries. The World Cup is about to happen. You know what the Euros? When he came on in the final and he scored.
SPEAKER_03Pizzazz, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Came on the final and he scored. I reckon after that Euro's finished, he goes, in his mind, he was saying there is not going to be another tournament where I don't go into it starting. For sure. In his mind, he was thinking that. He goes, Saka may have this one. The next one, I got it. Trust me, I got it. Foden may have this one. Trust me, the next one, I got it. Bellinger may be playing in the 10 now, but trust me, the next one, I'm playing there. He is going to be. Is he even going to be in the squad? Of course. Yeah, I think of course. Is there a possibility where he he's not. He's now not even better than Morgan Rogers. He's not better than Saka still. He's not better than Kane. He's not better than uh. He's not better than he's not better than Anthony Gordon. He's not having a better season than Gibbs. All these guys are performing better than Gibbs White. All these guys are performing better than the season.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, better season. Maybe better season. Yeah, all these guys are performing better than him. Of the club team. All these guys are performing. He's he's only good season at though. He's only good season at Chelsea. He does shit. Yeah. Saxophone? Not yet. They're not they're not ringing in his head? Not yet. But it's like faint, it's like he wants to play Joke's league.
SPEAKER_04Who does have the saxophone though, bud?
SPEAKER_03Who does have the saxophone? For me? I think it's time for a certain player who's regarded as one of the best Premier League greats. His name is Wayne Rooney. Oh yeah, this is out after. For me, for me, I've had enough of Wayne Rooney being regarded out. Like a lot of people like Black nah, he's he was great. Let his takes go to waste. He went to Birmingham. Left. Uh Coventry. No, not Coventry. Derby. Left. Horrible takes. Saying all these players are better than which winger? Neymar. Neymar. Fuck off. Had enough of this this dickhead. He's 30, what? 38? Why does he look like that? What the fuck? Does he look like that? I'm not, I'm not once. I'm not shaming his weight. But why does he look like that? It's not just weight. And you know he's had the facts. He's had the and it's still dead. How can you do this and you look worse? He looked better, skinhead. When he was bold, you know that that one when he put that tackle in? That was prime.
SPEAKER_04What a tackle.
SPEAKER_03That was prime looks-wise.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03I've never seen Rooney come back from that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And the fact that Do you know where he looked better on top of that? You know the Nike ad where it's like he he lost the ball. He gets the huge ball. And then it flashes back and he's like living in a caravan and he's got a beard. And then oh yeah, you know. He's in the trailer, thinking where his life will be if he doesn't go track back and win the table. And then he looked better in that facts than he does right now.
SPEAKER_03Facts. And I'm sick of this people just letting him just get away with this. People go, yeah, yeah, yeah. And people jump in on his takes. How can that whole whole the whole commentary thing be like, yeah, I hear it. And then they they add to it. No, don't fucking add to this shit.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, I think it's terrible. Leave him alone. I think pundits being allowed to just say anything they want because they were they were once great footballers. Fuck off. Not every great footballer has great takes. Yeah. Not every great footballer understands football to the level that other people can understand football. Just because you can do things with the football don't mean that you can understand football the same.
SPEAKER_03Facts. And if if this is this is a personal message for one guy. Runal, if you get into punditry and I and I even hear one take on anything, just time wrap it up. You damage your career like Rooney has right now. I'll stop respecting you as much.
SPEAKER_04Have you seen those videos? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He said, I would in 2022, I would love to win the World Cup. It's my biggest dream. Then he goes on Piers Morgan. Winning the World Cup, it's not a dream. And then he also said, I would love to have the most Ballon doors of all time. It's something I really want. And he said, The Ballon d'Or? Nah, it's lost, it's lost credibility. I don't I don't care about that.
SPEAKER_03I saw him do a slide tackle, a jump tackle, and people bending you for that. That's the type of shit we're gonna get. That was a terrible tackle. He got more of the grass up his short. You know the ones where you jump half the fucking fields in your shorts. You shouldn't even be tackling. You gotta open your shorts up like that. He's 40.
SPEAKER_04Why are you tackling for? Alright, I want to go on to my saxophones are getting louder. Alright. Pause. Jermaine Jackson.
SPEAKER_01Yeah. Fuck for it. Let's give you the wrong time. Do you know anything about this guy? Just here. This is fucking crazy. Alright, next time putting it in anything. He's gonna sound five. There's a brother over here, Jermaine Jackson. One of the Jackson 5. One of Michael's what older siblings, right? Second oldest. Yeah. And then he did the other. So after Michael did uh Victory Tour, so it was gonna be our last farewell tour, and he started his solo career. Who came out to do his start his solo career also? Jermaine Jackson. That's why he started with a Michael Jackson diss track. That's first of all. Second of all, no respect. Second of all. No respect. We'll do something currently right now. How old is his brother? 71 years old? Yeah, something like that. Why is your girlfriend younger than your son?
SPEAKER_04Wait, wait, wait. You don't know? Do you know? You don't know. What? Oh my god. The saxophones are about to get louder. Listen to this. Randy Jackson.
SPEAKER_03American Idol.
SPEAKER_04No. Same name. Look like Randy Jackson. Fuck out of here, man.
SPEAKER_01Fuck up. All that now. His brother Randy Jackson was dating this girl. Yeah. For a few years. Two years for two years. Seriously. Two children with that. Two children with her. Their relationship didn't go well. They ended it. Jermaine Jackson comes and swoops in.
SPEAKER_04No, there was crossover. He had already swooped in. Yeah. He had an affair with infidelity. With the wife. With the girl, sorry.
SPEAKER_03Steals his girl. This way you can't have all feminine members live in the same house. Listen, now wait.
SPEAKER_01He has three kids with her too.
SPEAKER_04With her as well. So he has Ohio. The kid, children, starred in the movie. And also he's he's the uncle. Jafar, the star of the movie, was born.
SPEAKER_03So one brother, so let's do a tree.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03The lady in question. Yep. The two brothers.
SPEAKER_04Her name is something, something, something.
SPEAKER_03The two brothers.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_03One was with her and the other one wasn't. Yeah. They stopped. They had two kids. They had two kids. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Then cheat. Infidelity.
SPEAKER_03With this one. With the other brother.
SPEAKER_04You serious? Then they she left that one. They got secretly married the other one. Married. Secretly.
SPEAKER_01Oh. Had three kids. And then had three kids. Including Jaffa. One of them is Jafar. Including Jafar Jackson and the one. That's why I was like, this guy.
SPEAKER_04He took his brother's girl that he had already had two kids with. Sleas back. And then but had been cheating on cheating with her.
SPEAKER_03Did he have a wife? He was married, yes, my bad. My lord. So he had a pun already. Yes. And he took Does he have kids?
SPEAKER_01Yes, he had kids. Did he? He had kids with the other one, yeah.
SPEAKER_04Oh my god. And he took this new one. Took his brother, younger brother. Imagine taking your younger brother's girl. That's disgusting. That's worse than taking your older brother's girl. Either way, it doesn't matter. But fuck. That's some Ryan gig shit, bro.
SPEAKER_01The thing that pisses me off, his hair. Have you seen his hair right now? Oh, it's bullshit.
SPEAKER_04It's fucking how does the sides and back have waves?
SPEAKER_01Oh my days. And the top is straight. So first he had a little look, a little like this little thing is bullshit. His hair is the rest just sprayed black. Everything here just sprayed black. The movie premiere, you have waves at the back. Apparently he has an afro, but what he does is he leaves a top part and slicks everything else down.
SPEAKER_03Gotcha. That could happen. That could be true.
SPEAKER_01That's a tweaker, bro.
SPEAKER_04Imagine your kids being Imagine your kids being disgusting. Cousins and siblings.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, that's fucked up.
SPEAKER_04How can you be both? How are you gonna explain that to people? How can you be both? I can't look at my brother and say, Yo, who's his current girlfriend? Yo, bro or cuz. What do you even know to say? What do you think they're divorced as well now? So they're not together.
SPEAKER_01His current girlfriend is something. You said she's younger than he's got a new younger girlfriend.
SPEAKER_04Right now.
SPEAKER_0125 years old. Right now. That's disgusting. The five is 29, bro. That's fucked up.
SPEAKER_03Maybe they didn't need Joseph. That's fucking push. Maybe they did. Joseph would have belt, would have put ass a belt. No, Joseph did the crazy shit. Joseph didn't crazy shit. He was thinking about the wrong shit. This shit didn't happen. I reckon you put a timeline together. Yeah, but Joseph would have that's when he they said fuck off.
SPEAKER_04Joseph was around at that point. Joseph was around. No, Joseph would have been not around. This is at the peak of the 90s. Joseph was not around. It's in the 90s.
SPEAKER_03When Jackson Five was around when they were good, Joseph was putting ass the belt.
SPEAKER_04Think how old Jafar is. He's 29 or 28. So that means he was born in 96. Think about it. He was definitely around in them times. Fuck no. Joseph. I'm saying Joseph was around. Joseph was around. Nah. I don't know, bro.
SPEAKER_03Joseph was around doing crazy shit. I'm just saying there could be a corresponding link between the shit. Nah, man. That guy's a two.
SPEAKER_04Joseph's gone and the saxophones got loud first.
SPEAKER_03Because Joseph would have beat the movie. He would have said, Hold you, don't do anything, I'll beat the kid for you.
SPEAKER_04See, I I I knew Joseph was bad, but I always thought Joseph was like King Richard. Like Serena and Venus' dad. That's what the movie felt like.
SPEAKER_03You think the guy who just played Joseph is winning Oscar? He can't. Yeah, he grinded my geese. He's too bad. He fucking has to, bro. He did. If he's grinding my gears like that, he has to win Oscar. He was really great.
SPEAKER_01Take the roll out of the actor. I don't even mean from Michael, but because he's in Euphoria as well now, as well. Who? Same actor. He's young, the actor as well. That's really crazy. That's that was yeah.
SPEAKER_04He did good as an old guy. And the little kid, the little version of Michael Jackson, he was incredible.
SPEAKER_03You know, apparently the vocals, some of them were him. Yeah, blended.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. That's crazy. That's pretty good. Jafar's vocals as well. That's what he's saying.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04I also met the little little Michael Jackson. Yeah. That's a little boy. Wow. Um, I have one more football one. Yeah, same.
SPEAKER_01I haven't even said a football one yet.
SPEAKER_03I'll gotta I've got a good football one. Go. Alright. You might want to turn that shit up now. Because this one has a taste of football in it. It's a bit too much. You know what? I'm saying I'm saying one next one as well. Go on. Let me let me get his name right. Edu Gaspar. Trumpets are loud because what the fuck is going on? Saxophones, trumpets, all the okra should bend's loud. Okracy. Because the vegetable okra. Not only did you put Arsenal in this predicament, you you said, let me dip. Let me start something else. Let me become an agent for a certain player. Only for this certain player to now date your 19-year-old daughter. Oh my god. No way! 19-year-old daughter. Douglas Louise is now dating Edu Gaspar's 19-year-old daughter. Wow. Trumpets allowed in that household. Because is your orchestra in any fucking thing allowed in the house? Because is your head hot? And do you cut ties with this guy who's bringing you in money?
SPEAKER_04He also got fired by Mr. Maranakis.
SPEAKER_03Yep.
SPEAKER_04This year.
SPEAKER_03Do you bring in money? Or do you let that money go? And now your daughter's upset. She doesn't have no income. You don't have no income. Doug Luis is just going on to the next one. David Luis. Douglas, Douglas. Or do you keep him in?
SPEAKER_00Yeah.
SPEAKER_03And you're okay with hearing what you want. They're probably out playing some. Some's playing when they're doing their thing in the room.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's it's saxophones going up. Facts. And you can hear it from down the hall. Facts. Imagine that. Who's she calling daddy? Imagine that. Oh my god. Imagine how loud the saxophones are.
SPEAKER_03Imagine guys do the pass assault. Who's getting it?
SPEAKER_04Oh, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Who's getting it? 19. Douglas ain't he's not young anymore.
SPEAKER_04You know he's got a lot of time off. He's always injured and shit.
SPEAKER_03A lot of time off.
SPEAKER_04Wow.
SPEAKER_03Every time I reckon he's Edwin head gets hot when he doesn't see Douglas named in the sword. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's probably like, rah. My daughter's not the game, Douglas. Fuck. He's gonna take it out. How can you take that L?
SPEAKER_02Yeah, you can't. Head's hot. Well, that's a hot saxophone.
SPEAKER_04That is a hot saxophone. Mine was gonna be. I feel like the saxophones must be so loud over on Toon Side. Because Newcastle. Imagine being a Newcastle fan in this moment after losing your best player in the club's recent history. He goes, right? And then the players that you replace him with, let me just let me just read it out to you.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04They go on and sign Nick Voltamade for 75 million euros. Who just recently removed Newcastle from his bio. So swear. Swear. So he's out of the room. I don't know. I don't know, but I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Did you hear about him being? We'll talk off camera. Yeah, off camera. That's a bit.
SPEAKER_04That one's a bit, yeah. Then, from Nottingham Forest, you go and you spend you go and you spent 61 million euros and you get Anthony Alanger, who has put together one of the worst seasons in in Premier League history this season.
SPEAKER_03If you watch Anthony Langer's training videos before season, you think he's gonna be messy. Ballondolly. You know what Ballon do you pending.
SPEAKER_04Alanga can't even replace Jacob Murphy. No at all. Then they spent 57 million on Whissa before the season, before the window ends. What did he do? He was injured, did his knee, injured, went and played Afcon, came back.
SPEAKER_03The lady spilled acid on him. Yeah. Or was that before? That was in top boy. Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_04When it came back. She did. She spilled African. Yeah, she did. When it came back, has not found any form whatsoever. They've benched Voltimati to try and make Vista have more form. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Can't. Worst season for him as well. Miss Afcon. No, Osula plays over both. Yeah. And now they were both on the bench for Osula. Yeah. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And then Jacob Ramsey as well, 45 mil.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. We said, yeah, this guy, when he needs a team to shine, yeah.
SPEAKER_04He's not shining.
SPEAKER_03And they currently sit in 13th.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. Yeah. Then they have no hope of getting Champions League for better. And they need to sell. Who would have bet that Sunderland finish above Newcastle this season? Nah. And they're behind Sunderland.
SPEAKER_03You know, Sunderland have won the last three derbies.
SPEAKER_04Derbies. And they're behind Sunderland.
SPEAKER_0310 years apart.
SPEAKER_04They would be, this would have to be the most miserable, the loudest. While all their fans are crying, they experienced winning a trophy last season. Isak brought that brought that to them.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. Oh. Murphy. Tonali said he wants out. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04And then Tonali. Yeah, he said, yeah. What are they going to do?
SPEAKER_03He told his agent. He didn't even do it himself. That's a good signing.
SPEAKER_04What are they going to do? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03You would need that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04To replace Casemira.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, bro. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04He's not as good, but.
SPEAKER_03That would give them a lot. Facts. That would give them a fucking lot. That's a fucking lot right there. Yeah. And they gotta make money to spend that money that they have. Facts. Imagine sitting on that money, you can't even do anything with this.
SPEAKER_04And they thought they were getting Ek TK as well, and having Ekatique and Isak at the same time.
SPEAKER_01So you're telling me these are the guys for the longest time, saying you can't spend the money that you have.
SPEAKER_04And then they spent it on rubbish. And they said, you know, we spend our money really well. And none of those guys are bringing the exact same value. And the only signing that has been good for them is Malik Chow. Ah, he's been unbelievable. And he was the cheapest signing. Yeah, fuck. 12 miles or shit.
SPEAKER_03What do you think they could get for these guys? Like, oh, they could probably make money back on Gordon. Gordon going. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but that Gordon. Gordon, they can't make that much money on baking. On Gordon?
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_03Send him for like 50.
SPEAKER_04Yeah. 50, 60. 50. They could sell him for 80. To you guys.
SPEAKER_03You would take him for 80. Personally, I wouldn't. But our club might. Liverpool might, yeah. Liverpool take him for 80 right now.
SPEAKER_04If he went Bundesliga, then we'd get him for 80. Well, guys, this has been the episode. Let us know who the saxophones have gotten allowed for. Actually, you know what? I've got one more.
SPEAKER_01Can I say one more in?
SPEAKER_04Pause. Yeah, go. Crazy. Good.
SPEAKER_01This is a bit of a personal one for me.
SPEAKER_03You have a minute. You have less than a minute. You've got 10 seconds.
SPEAKER_01The last four years United have been as I've been hating football. But only two people have been bringing her back to football for me these past few years. And that's Rob McElaney and Ryan Reynolds. Saxophones Allowed. You probably don't deserve it. But you guys got promoted the last four seasons, every single season. And I was just excited. I've watched the documentary, and now this season I thought I was gonna see you guys in the Prem. But yeah, what? The six? Why are you getting saxophones? It's because I don't like that. They were on for from from non-league, five years in a row, promoted. These taxophones are forxaphones just here.
SPEAKER_02That takes oh my god.
SPEAKER_03He has it for that and he's got the weekend. And then for whatever the weekend. Mitch! Mitch got a taxophone.
SPEAKER_04Bad. Alright, let's see. Yeah, cut him.
SPEAKER_03Oh god.